February 2012
Or William Shatner...
thatchris replied to your post: Hi my name is Tymethief and I’m addicted to ellipses…
I…love ellipses…they make me feel like…I’m talking like…Christopher…Walken.
Hi my name is Tymethief and I'm addicted to...
“One Planned Parenthood clinic does more in a day to prevent abortions than the...”
– Helen Philpot (via feminishblog)
“A year ago, Ohio ranked 48th in job creation. We trailed only Michigan and...”
– Ohio Gov. John Kasich, in his 2012 State of the State address. (h/t Emily Steiger for the submission)
::Giggle-snort:: wackadoodles…
That thing...
Where you have a horrible caffeine-withdrawal headache because you ran out of Diet Coke 2 days ago and haven’t left the house to get more and you only had one cup of coffee yesterday morning and if that coffee doesn’t finish brewing RIGHT NOW you’re going to go insane?
That.
“Although the Constitution permits communities to enact most laws they believe to...”
– The decision. (via yodelmachine
)
“Bad things happen when you get out of bed. The minute you stop being under a...”
– Jon Richardson (via sparklewang)
Ain’t that the truth…
I have all the snot...
ALL OF IT!
::Sniffle::
“A brawl between several people dressed as action figures erupted in front of the...”
– ‘Jack Sparrow’ pepper-sprayed in Hollywood action figure brawl
(via wilwheaton)
I just ate a whole pint of blueberries again.
I’ll never learn.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
My ears are bleeding
raiselm:
I’m overhearing a co-worker on a conference call. Here are some direct quotes:
• basically the bottom line is… • we literally check those before adding them… • we use a series of checks and balances • actually, that is not our best practice
And the winner of today’s “Corporate Buzzword Bingo” goes to…
8.3% Unemployment In Context
Steve Benen: “After years of jobs reports that were only considered encouraging when compared to where we’ve been, January’s totals is objectively good news. Indeed, this is one of the best — if not the very best — jobs reports since the recession began four years ago.” Ezra Klein: “The bottom line is that this isn’t just a good jobs report. It’s a recovery jobs report. It’s showing the sort of...
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“January’s jobs report is welcome news for the president.
The unemployment rate...”
– January jobs report is good news for Obama (via ryking)
Mainly because after all that tapping on my teeth...
Also when I go back, someone please remind me to take my darkest sunglasses, I’d forgotten how bright those bloody halogen bulbs are.
And in honor of Dentistry today's Earworm is......
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer by The Beatles
And tomorrow...
the manic cleaning begins because my brother and my dad are coming down to FL next weekend to visit.
Back...
Oh my aching gums…
Off to the Dentist...
Everybody say AAAaaaaaah.
“Koko the gorilla is world-famous for her ability to communicate with humans...”
– A Famous Gorilla Plays The Recorder, And We May All Learn Something (via npr)
I am a KoKo fan, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
“Romney recently said making over $374,000 in speaking fees is “not very...”
– The Maddow Blog - ‘What’s wrong with this guy?’
Washington State Senate Passes Gay Marriage Bill -... →
Washington appeared almost certain to become the seventh state to allow same-sex marriage after the State Senate voted late Wednesday for a measure that would allow gay and lesbian couples to marry beginning this summer.
Can I get a w00t w00t?!?!? W00T W00T!!!
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
“We who mourn continue the heat of our own lives”. Damn.
(via lonelyheartsdeathmetal)
not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly.
(via motivatedslacker)
This. Is amazing.
(via 14kgoldnyc)
This, some poems,...
Today's Earworm...
Working at the Carwash.
Send help.
And a straitjacket.
January 2012
Today's lunch hour brought to you by...
NAPTIME!!!
(one of the perks of working from home)
Be back in an hour.
I am so tired of being tired.
This day needs more antihistamines.
And then maybe some triple shot espressos… to counteract the antihistamines.
::sniffle::
“Earlier today, from what I can tell, the restaurant The Bistro at the Bijou in...”
– Nashville for the 21st Century: The Customer Isn’t Always Right
There we go, if traveling through Knoxville, TN make sure to eat here.