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futurefandomking:

And lo did Jesus walk through the valley of the shadow of death and said

" HOLY SHIT A SHARKNADO"

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primespinosaur:

YOU HAVE MY SWORD. AND MY CHAINSAW. AND MY AXE.

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"I thought you might want this chainsaw I didn’t have to go to New Jersey to get! Because I totally remember that conversation you had with a guy I’ve never met and that I wasn’t privy to!"

- Mayor Bloomberg (via standbyyourmantis)
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soudainerevelation:

WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT MAKING A THIRD SHARKNADO BUT THIS TIME IN TEXAS WITH THE TAGLINE “EVERYTHINGS BIGGER IN TEXAS”?

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Genius.

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the-majestic-crystallion:

Molly did not appreciate me complaining about sharknado.

Some people just don’t have a Sharknado soul. My husband doesn’t get it either.

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savvylikeapirate:

JESUS CHRIST.

THE THINGS NEW YORKERS KEEP IN THEIR TRUNKS

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thoughtsfromthesuburbs:

Sharknado 2: The Second One happened and luckily, yours truly was there to live tweet it.

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owlmylove:

proposal tip: fish your fiance’s severed arm out of a shark carcass, remove the ring from their half-digested fingers and propose to them atop the Empire State building while drenched in blood

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brainstatic:

Guys Biz Markie just stabbed a tiny shark in Sharknado 2.

Another cameo I didn’t notice

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  • My brother: The song is for the sequel: Sharknado: the Musical
  • My sister: Are the sharks gonna get up and start dancing?
  • Other brother: I sure hope so.
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